only one today...

Liam: Today I woke up at 7:00 and lay in bed until 7:45, that's why I'm late. 

Andrew: Why?

Liam: Cuz I forgot to move! 

more randommm

"I wanna graduate from Harvard to become a rapper!"

-Zach

"I'm scared of toilet seats!"

-Stephanie

holding a purple trick-or-treating pumpkin:

"Is this a purple onion?" 

"Did I ever tell you that if you're gonna slap somebody, you gotta plant yourself?!"

-Mr. Tate

mom: Those silly girls spent the night talking about boys!

grandpa: Well, now that they election's over, what else is there to talk about? 

favorites

These are some of my favorites because they make me literally LOL whenever I read them...the one with Mrs. Thomas and Marius is a classic, it's great....

Marius: Mrs. Thomas, I love you!

Mrs. Thomas: I love me too. 

"...And they lived until they died."

-Chelsea

"...And then I filled up the gas tank...with my dad's credit card..."

-Zach N 

more from last year...

Sophie: ANDREW! ¿Donde esta tú hermana? 

Andrew: Uh...hi....

Sophie: WHERE'S YOUR SISTER? I need my Rachel fix! 

Andrew: Uh...hang on, I'll call her for you...  *mutters* Freak...

talking about the atmosphere: 

Mr. Craigo: Then, after the stratosphere, comes the...?

Amelia: Stratopause! 

Craigo: Yes!

Marius: Wait, the next layer is the menosphere, so wouldn't the next be the MENOPAUSE?! 

Craigo, laughing: Uh...it's called the MESOsphere! 

Marius: Oh yeah! oops! 

"Astronauts float in space because gravity can't get through the walls of the space ship." 

-Jaron 

school, Ferris Bueller, and quartet...

Abby: 1, 2, 3, QUIET GAME! 

Marius: I LOSE!!!! 

"It's a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high school."

-Ferris Bueller

in a quartet coaching:

mom: Play more delicately, please. Tiptoe through the toilets...uh...I mean, tiptoe through the tulips!! 

last year's quotes

so I was reading the section of the book from freshman year and I decided to put some quotes up...

Isaac's quotes:

"Rachel and I are the brunettes. Bethany and Hannah are the blondes. We're the blowndie quartet!!" 

"You know, I think I'd just die without food. I mean, it's just so good!!"

Marius's quotes:

"We're all laughing cuz we're like, 'I failed! Did you fail?' 'Yeah! I failed!' 'You did? High five!'"

"This is a tough crowd! Either put up or shut up!"

"Class motto for trig is, 'Rise to the occasion: use a cheat sheet.'" 

"Class motto is, 'Don't fail!'"

-Erickson 

COYO retreat, Spanish, biology...

Mr. Tate: No tengo niños. I would be the kind of father children would want to flee from, anyway. 

Peter: That's why you chain 'em to the wall, Mr. Tate!

at the COYO retreat, playing a game: 

Hannah: I can draw a line from the ceiling to your toe. 

me: Which one?? I have 10 of them! 

Hannah: Your...favorite one!

"Oh man! My biology book's broken."

-Jazlyn

"What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist!"

-Sophie

Credo quotes!

ok, so I was thinking about Credo and I wanted to put some Credo quotes up...

"Ollll Greg!"

"Oh my goodness! I'm in harmonic swampland!"

-Mr. Clapp

Jen's quotes:

"Hey, now there's a good-looking guy!"

"This part is just like caffeinated OCD bunnies!"

Isaac's quotes: 

"I need to take off my feet!"

"James Howsmon is her daughter." 

"Wesley's played that Rachmaninoff 6 times already and it's only 10!"

-Seana

"If you don't go to someone's funeral, they won't go to yours!"

-P Slo

COYO, Spanish, etc...

"Let's go eat the old people! Wait...I mean, let's go eat cookies with the old people!"

-Isaac  :) 

"It's a grinding chord, but you should like the grinding! *laughter* Yeah, that's going on facebook now, isn't it..."  *more laughter*

-Mr. Ogren

in Spanish: 

Nick: You're easily upset, Mr. Tate. 

Tate: Yeah, I am! That's why my first marriage ended after 14 minutes! 

everyone: YOU WERE MARRIED?!?!?!?

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever!" 

-Sophie

"It's a Chinese restaurant with Mexican chefs and a French name."

-Nick S, talking about Too Chinoise

random quotes

raaaandom...

"At first there were only a brother and a sister until he struck her with a fish and told her to multiply, and so it was."

-Cherokee myth in our English textbook

Avery's version of it: 

"At first there were only a brother and a sister until he struck her with a fish and told her to multiply, and thus the art of pimping was born!" 

in geometry:

Mrs. Wobser: Stop throwing paper!!!!

Matt: People! Grow up!

Terrence: Ya might be in an advanced class, but ya don't have advanced maturity....

"Please, try to control your hormones here!"

-Mr. Ogren

"Please move and communicate, people! Right now you just look like a bunch of people in a relationship with your stands! The stands will never love you back!!"

-Mr. Ogren 

"Whoa, for smart kids, you guys are really dumb!"

-Mr. Roniger

quotes from bio...

"What does biology have to do with life?"
-Zach

watching me pour alcohol into a graduated cylinder:
Daniel: It looks like you're making drinks! Like vodka or something!

Mr. Brandt: One thing I like about this town that you guys may not like...
Marius: Is all the meth addicts?
Brandt: No, no! What I really like are the church bells. They're very quaint.
Abby: We only hear them at soccer practice, and then we're like, "YES! Only an hour left!"

and since COYO was yesterday...

Lynn Ramsey's quotes: 

"Conductors don't know! They just stand up there and wave their arms around!"

"You know, when I'm making your cookies, I just...feel it. I know there's not enough chocolate chips, so I throw some in and go, 'Oh yeah!'"

and the conductor joke: 

There was a really, really bad violist in an orchestra once, so they took away her viola, gave her two drumsticks, and told her to become a percussionist. Well, she was a really bad percussionist, so they took away one of her drumsticks and told her to become a conductor! 

Mrs. Thomas...

And now for some quotes from our favorite orchestra director! 

student: I'm 18, I don't need my parents to sign my permission slip!

Mrs. Thomas: yes you do, the only thing being 18 means is that they can put your name in the paper when you commit a crime!

student: Mrs. Thomas, my instrument's out of tune!

Mrs. Thomas: Yeah, it's probably rebelling. If you treated me the way you treat that instrument, I'd rebel against you too!

 

"Ignore her, she's a little slow. 

Mrs. Thomas: yep, you can't play your music!

student: You wait Mrs. Thomas, by December I'll be able to play it without even looking at the music! 

Mrs. Thomas: Saving yourself for the concert, huh?

student: That's right!

Mrs. Thomas: Yeah, the virgin violinist, SAVING himself for the concert! 

"It goes from the key of C to the key of F, just like your grade." 

"This is how we ask for money. It's called prostitution!" 

"What?! Did you forget there are NOTES on the page?!" 

first post!

It was suggested today in Spanish class that I make a blog for the funny book. I thought it was a good idea and a lot of other people seemed to like it too...so here it is! I'll try to make a post with a few new quotes every day. 

The first quotes are from our beloved Spanish/French teacher, Mr. Tate. 

"If you ever write your name in pink again, I'm giving you a big fat F!! In BLACK! I'm going to write your name in TAR!"

me: You should read my funny book! It's really amusing!

Tate: I don't wanna read it. I LIVE it. 

"I had to go to this BORING conference once, but there was this gorgeous woman there. You know what her name was? Nova. I thought about her the whole car ride home. I thought that if I ever had a kid, I'd name them Supernova. Supernova Tate." 

Katherine: I got student of the month in art and Spanish!

Tate: well, you can smoke all ya want now, girl!