student: I'm 18, I don't need my parents to sign my permission slip!
Mrs. Thomas: yes you do, the only thing being 18 means is that they can put your name in the paper when you commit a crime!
student: Mrs. Thomas, my instrument's out of tune!
Mrs. Thomas: Yeah, it's probably rebelling. If you treated me the way you treat that instrument, I'd rebel against you too!
"Ignore her, she's a little slow.
Mrs. Thomas: yep, you can't play your music!
student: You wait Mrs. Thomas, by December I'll be able to play it without even looking at the music!
Mrs. Thomas: Saving yourself for the concert, huh?
student: That's right!
Mrs. Thomas: Yeah, the virgin violinist, SAVING himself for the concert!
"It goes from the key of C to the key of F, just like your grade."
"This is how we ask for money. It's called prostitution!"
"What?! Did you forget there are NOTES on the page?!"
1 comment:
Hehe ;) I wish I had Mrs. Thomas...
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