COYO retreat, Spanish, biology...

Mr. Tate: No tengo niños. I would be the kind of father children would want to flee from, anyway. 

Peter: That's why you chain 'em to the wall, Mr. Tate!

at the COYO retreat, playing a game: 

Hannah: I can draw a line from the ceiling to your toe. 

me: Which one?? I have 10 of them! 

Hannah: Your...favorite one!

"Oh man! My biology book's broken."

-Jazlyn

"What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist!"

-Sophie