more funny stufffffffff.

mom: Have you started your multi-genre project yet? 

me: No, i have to wait for the creative muse to strike me. I haven't been struck yet. 

*mom hits me* 

mom: There, now you've been struck! Do you feel creative yet? 

me: Yes! All these creative thoughts are flowing through my brain now! 

Raymond in English class: Now, I was gonna put up a picture of myself in spandex flexing, as part of my advertisement...

Mr. Jarven: We're grateful...that you didn't...

"I was one of those kids that would pull out my teeth to get the money! 

-Liz

Señora Thomas y más

"Like all pimps, I just want my money!" 

-Mrs. Thomas

Marius: Mrs. Thomas, do you want a hug? 

Mrs. Thomas: I want my money! 

"Play it like you're saying, 'hey baby...' Now, just for the record, I've never started a conversation with, 'Hey baby!'" 

-Mr. Ogren

Clara: Here! I can save you! 

Sophie: Oh goodie, like Mrs. Thomas always says, let the blind lead the blind! 

"Just because you hang around with smart kids, that doesn't make you smart! I can stand in my garage, but that doesn't make me a car!"

-Mrs. Thomas

conversations in Spanish class...hahahaha

Mr. Tate: Oh, I'd hoped you guys didn't know about my sex change!

class: Wow...

Peter: Oh, don't worry, we can't tell at all! 

a few days later in Spanish class: 

Liz: You have a hole in your shirt!

Tate: Gee thanks Liz, it's cuz I'm such a big fat guy!

Clara: You should put clear nail polish on it, it'll keep the hole from getting bigger!

Tate: Yeah, I used to buy clear nail polish all the time, back in my cross dressing days! 

Liz: You mean before your sex change? 

Tate: What?

Liz: Your sex change!

Tate: wow, I need to remember what I tell you guys...

stuff...............

"There will be no "pass go" no "collect $200" no whining, no crying!"

-Mr. Baylis

Mrs. Wobser: You have to love Mr. Russell. He's so sweet. 

Jazlyn: Yeah, I wish he wasn't married, because...

Raymond: What's your name: 

speaker in English class: I'm Cheryl, what's your name?

Raymond: Well, they call me Raymond...but my REAL name's Lil Wayne! 

mom: Did you know that your dad wrote a paper for me once in college?

me: wow...

dad: I was in love! 

mom: No, you just wanted to earn brownie points!