schoooool

during English: 

Marius: So we were like watching the Super Bowl at Erickson's house, and there was this player with gold cleats-

Mr. Jarvin: And there was this totally awesome writing assignment, so we all started on it and stopped talking! 

Peter: Mr. Tate-

Mr. Tate: Get away from me. 

Peter: But I'm like, so far away! 

later: 

Mr. Tate: come here, Peter. 

Peter: No, I wouldn't want to get too close. 

Mr. Tate: Stop staring at me, child of the corn. 

Sophie: Don't say that, Ms. Guilder always used to say that! 

Tate: I know, that's why I said it. Say, Victor, did she need a stepladder to talk to you? 

Victor: No, she thought she was eight feet tall. Kind of like those little dogs who bark a lot, you know? 

8th grade quotes

So I was reading the funny book from 8th grade (I'm supposed to be practicing Don Juan and reading Huckleberry Finn. yay procrastination!) and I stumbled across a few things that still make me laugh, after two years...

Leah: He's good with children. 

Marius: So are child molesters! 

"Why did you do this?? Aren't you afraid I might slightly...kill you?" 

-Mrs. Horton

me: How can you do that so fast??

Daniel: Because I'm a woman. 

Mr. Wickline: Ladies, ladies...

Erickson: yeah? 

"I'M talking enough for the whole world! You can shut up now." 

-Mrs. Horton

"You ungrateful chauvinistic PIG!" 

-Marius