more randommm

"I wanna graduate from Harvard to become a rapper!"

-Zach

"I'm scared of toilet seats!"

-Stephanie

holding a purple trick-or-treating pumpkin:

"Is this a purple onion?" 

"Did I ever tell you that if you're gonna slap somebody, you gotta plant yourself?!"

-Mr. Tate

mom: Those silly girls spent the night talking about boys!

grandpa: Well, now that they election's over, what else is there to talk about?