only one today...

Liam: Today I woke up at 7:00 and lay in bed until 7:45, that's why I'm late. 

Andrew: Why?

Liam: Cuz I forgot to move! 

more randommm

"I wanna graduate from Harvard to become a rapper!"

-Zach

"I'm scared of toilet seats!"

-Stephanie

holding a purple trick-or-treating pumpkin:

"Is this a purple onion?" 

"Did I ever tell you that if you're gonna slap somebody, you gotta plant yourself?!"

-Mr. Tate

mom: Those silly girls spent the night talking about boys!

grandpa: Well, now that they election's over, what else is there to talk about? 

favorites

These are some of my favorites because they make me literally LOL whenever I read them...the one with Mrs. Thomas and Marius is a classic, it's great....

Marius: Mrs. Thomas, I love you!

Mrs. Thomas: I love me too. 

"...And they lived until they died."

-Chelsea

"...And then I filled up the gas tank...with my dad's credit card..."

-Zach N