yeahhh first update in a long time

Zach: Take a picture, it'll last longer! HAHA I'm just hilarious!

Cameron: The 90's called, they want their joke back...

Zach: Ow, b****! Why did you hit me with your tray?!

Chelsea: You know what?! A b**** is a female dog, and dogs bark, and bark is part of trees, and trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment!

dad, singing West Side Story: Dear kindly judge your honor, my parents treat me rough, with all their marijuana, they won't give me a puff, they didn't wanna have me, but somehow I was had, glory osky, that's why I'm so bad! ....Rachel, if I had marijuana, I would definitely give you a puff.

me: hahahahahaha!

quotes from BOSTON!

Arthur: Yeah, and then there was that monkey guy...

Isaac: Oh, you mean Joe Jonas? 

"George Cluney is like the master of aging!" 

-Jessi

Isaac, reading the above quote: "George Cluney is like the master of aging..." 

Jessi: Yes! 

Isaac: George Cluney? He's like an old fart! 

Jerry the bus driver: I just need to say that I enjoyed this trip a lot. A lot of things struck me-your maturity, your talent, how you all had so much fun together-

Wesley: Oh no Jerry, don't go! *sobs* 

Jerry: Oh, stop!! 

Italia!

quotes from Italy! 

"Africa's right across the street!" 

-Leah in Venice

me: Look at that little girl in the ballet outfit, she's so cute!

Mrs. Thomas: You never know, you can only see the back of her, she might have a man face! 

Chelsea: When God closes a door, he doesn't open a window for you! 

Zach: When God closes a door, you run into it! 

Marius: ...Huh? Did someone say my name?

Zach: Unless your name is God, no! 

"So... How long have you been homeless?" 

-the motorcycle guy in the manners video

more funny stufffffffff.

mom: Have you started your multi-genre project yet? 

me: No, i have to wait for the creative muse to strike me. I haven't been struck yet. 

*mom hits me* 

mom: There, now you've been struck! Do you feel creative yet? 

me: Yes! All these creative thoughts are flowing through my brain now! 

Raymond in English class: Now, I was gonna put up a picture of myself in spandex flexing, as part of my advertisement...

Mr. Jarven: We're grateful...that you didn't...

"I was one of those kids that would pull out my teeth to get the money! 

-Liz

Señora Thomas y más

"Like all pimps, I just want my money!" 

-Mrs. Thomas

Marius: Mrs. Thomas, do you want a hug? 

Mrs. Thomas: I want my money! 

"Play it like you're saying, 'hey baby...' Now, just for the record, I've never started a conversation with, 'Hey baby!'" 

-Mr. Ogren

Clara: Here! I can save you! 

Sophie: Oh goodie, like Mrs. Thomas always says, let the blind lead the blind! 

"Just because you hang around with smart kids, that doesn't make you smart! I can stand in my garage, but that doesn't make me a car!"

-Mrs. Thomas

conversations in Spanish class...hahahaha

Mr. Tate: Oh, I'd hoped you guys didn't know about my sex change!

class: Wow...

Peter: Oh, don't worry, we can't tell at all! 

a few days later in Spanish class: 

Liz: You have a hole in your shirt!

Tate: Gee thanks Liz, it's cuz I'm such a big fat guy!

Clara: You should put clear nail polish on it, it'll keep the hole from getting bigger!

Tate: Yeah, I used to buy clear nail polish all the time, back in my cross dressing days! 

Liz: You mean before your sex change? 

Tate: What?

Liz: Your sex change!

Tate: wow, I need to remember what I tell you guys...

stuff...............

"There will be no "pass go" no "collect $200" no whining, no crying!"

-Mr. Baylis

Mrs. Wobser: You have to love Mr. Russell. He's so sweet. 

Jazlyn: Yeah, I wish he wasn't married, because...

Raymond: What's your name: 

speaker in English class: I'm Cheryl, what's your name?

Raymond: Well, they call me Raymond...but my REAL name's Lil Wayne! 

mom: Did you know that your dad wrote a paper for me once in college?

me: wow...

dad: I was in love! 

mom: No, you just wanted to earn brownie points!