quotes from BOSTON!

Arthur: Yeah, and then there was that monkey guy...

Isaac: Oh, you mean Joe Jonas? 

"George Cluney is like the master of aging!" 

-Jessi

Isaac, reading the above quote: "George Cluney is like the master of aging..." 

Jessi: Yes! 

Isaac: George Cluney? He's like an old fart! 

Jerry the bus driver: I just need to say that I enjoyed this trip a lot. A lot of things struck me-your maturity, your talent, how you all had so much fun together-

Wesley: Oh no Jerry, don't go! *sobs* 

Jerry: Oh, stop!! 

Italia!

quotes from Italy! 

"Africa's right across the street!" 

-Leah in Venice

me: Look at that little girl in the ballet outfit, she's so cute!

Mrs. Thomas: You never know, you can only see the back of her, she might have a man face! 

Chelsea: When God closes a door, he doesn't open a window for you! 

Zach: When God closes a door, you run into it! 

Marius: ...Huh? Did someone say my name?

Zach: Unless your name is God, no! 

"So... How long have you been homeless?" 

-the motorcycle guy in the manners video

more funny stufffffffff.

mom: Have you started your multi-genre project yet? 

me: No, i have to wait for the creative muse to strike me. I haven't been struck yet. 

*mom hits me* 

mom: There, now you've been struck! Do you feel creative yet? 

me: Yes! All these creative thoughts are flowing through my brain now! 

Raymond in English class: Now, I was gonna put up a picture of myself in spandex flexing, as part of my advertisement...

Mr. Jarven: We're grateful...that you didn't...

"I was one of those kids that would pull out my teeth to get the money! 

-Liz

Señora Thomas y más

"Like all pimps, I just want my money!" 

-Mrs. Thomas

Marius: Mrs. Thomas, do you want a hug? 

Mrs. Thomas: I want my money! 

"Play it like you're saying, 'hey baby...' Now, just for the record, I've never started a conversation with, 'Hey baby!'" 

-Mr. Ogren

Clara: Here! I can save you! 

Sophie: Oh goodie, like Mrs. Thomas always says, let the blind lead the blind! 

"Just because you hang around with smart kids, that doesn't make you smart! I can stand in my garage, but that doesn't make me a car!"

-Mrs. Thomas

conversations in Spanish class...hahahaha

Mr. Tate: Oh, I'd hoped you guys didn't know about my sex change!

class: Wow...

Peter: Oh, don't worry, we can't tell at all! 

a few days later in Spanish class: 

Liz: You have a hole in your shirt!

Tate: Gee thanks Liz, it's cuz I'm such a big fat guy!

Clara: You should put clear nail polish on it, it'll keep the hole from getting bigger!

Tate: Yeah, I used to buy clear nail polish all the time, back in my cross dressing days! 

Liz: You mean before your sex change? 

Tate: What?

Liz: Your sex change!

Tate: wow, I need to remember what I tell you guys...

stuff...............

"There will be no "pass go" no "collect $200" no whining, no crying!"

-Mr. Baylis

Mrs. Wobser: You have to love Mr. Russell. He's so sweet. 

Jazlyn: Yeah, I wish he wasn't married, because...

Raymond: What's your name: 

speaker in English class: I'm Cheryl, what's your name?

Raymond: Well, they call me Raymond...but my REAL name's Lil Wayne! 

mom: Did you know that your dad wrote a paper for me once in college?

me: wow...

dad: I was in love! 

mom: No, you just wanted to earn brownie points! 

I promise to update more often from now on...

"You guys make Beethoven 5 as exciting as a bowl of oatmeal! Now don't get me wrong, I love oatmeal, I eat it for breakfast every day. Okay, that might be the dumbest thing I've ever said..."

-Mr. Ogren

Stephanie: I take offense to you saying that teenagers never clean their rooms, because I mop and sweep every night! 

Mr. Tate: You mop and sweep every night?! What are you doing in there, sacrificing animals?? 

"Did I tell you guys I fell out of a chair yesterday? I was bending over to put something in the wastebasket, and I just fell on the floor!" 

-Mr. Tate 

"Why do I always have to fall in love with these jerks...They're so attractive!!" 

-Sophie

sorry it's been like 20 years since I last updated...

"Oh look! You can call Robert Cormier! No wait...never mind....he died in 1992..."

-Clara

"JEEZ!! It hurts my eyes!" 

-Stuart looking at Don Juan

schoooool

during English: 

Marius: So we were like watching the Super Bowl at Erickson's house, and there was this player with gold cleats-

Mr. Jarvin: And there was this totally awesome writing assignment, so we all started on it and stopped talking! 

Peter: Mr. Tate-

Mr. Tate: Get away from me. 

Peter: But I'm like, so far away! 

later: 

Mr. Tate: come here, Peter. 

Peter: No, I wouldn't want to get too close. 

Mr. Tate: Stop staring at me, child of the corn. 

Sophie: Don't say that, Ms. Guilder always used to say that! 

Tate: I know, that's why I said it. Say, Victor, did she need a stepladder to talk to you? 

Victor: No, she thought she was eight feet tall. Kind of like those little dogs who bark a lot, you know? 

8th grade quotes

So I was reading the funny book from 8th grade (I'm supposed to be practicing Don Juan and reading Huckleberry Finn. yay procrastination!) and I stumbled across a few things that still make me laugh, after two years...

Leah: He's good with children. 

Marius: So are child molesters! 

"Why did you do this?? Aren't you afraid I might slightly...kill you?" 

-Mrs. Horton

me: How can you do that so fast??

Daniel: Because I'm a woman. 

Mr. Wickline: Ladies, ladies...

Erickson: yeah? 

"I'M talking enough for the whole world! You can shut up now." 

-Mrs. Horton

"You ungrateful chauvinistic PIG!" 

-Marius 

COYO quotes!

"What's that bowing? That's retarded."

-Mrs. Ramsey

"It needs some special sauce on it!"

while rehearsing Tchaikovsky: 

"This is crazy! Who thinks of this stuff?!" 

random...

"Italian is the love child of French and Spanish!" 

-Karen 

"Don't laugh like that. It's kind of disgusting."

-Mrs. Shannon

Peter: I've never seen a $100 bill. 

Liz: I have! 

P: What did it look like? 

L: Pretty!

Mr. Tate: yeah, my face was on it! 

P: You don't deserve to be on a $100 bill, you deserve to be on like a ten cent bill! 

dinnertime conversations

me: Quick! Say the Pythagorean theorem!

Andrew: LOOK A LLAMA!!!!!!!

 

"Hello, are you retarded?"

-mom talking to Willie

since I haven't posted in a long time...

"Don't make an angle side side out of yourself!"

-geometry class

on the board in Mrs. Wobser's room: 

y=who cares?!

*Grace throws a mint wrapper at Maddy*

Maddy: what was that?

Grace: A pea pod! 

Andrew: A p-pod? like an iPod with a P?

"People in Oberlin are either a homosexual, a guitarist, and pothead, or all three!"

-Marius's uncle