COYO quotes!

"What's that bowing? That's retarded."

-Mrs. Ramsey

"It needs some special sauce on it!"

while rehearsing Tchaikovsky: 

"This is crazy! Who thinks of this stuff?!" 

random...

"Italian is the love child of French and Spanish!" 

-Karen 

"Don't laugh like that. It's kind of disgusting."

-Mrs. Shannon

Peter: I've never seen a $100 bill. 

Liz: I have! 

P: What did it look like? 

L: Pretty!

Mr. Tate: yeah, my face was on it! 

P: You don't deserve to be on a $100 bill, you deserve to be on like a ten cent bill! 

dinnertime conversations

me: Quick! Say the Pythagorean theorem!

Andrew: LOOK A LLAMA!!!!!!!

 

"Hello, are you retarded?"

-mom talking to Willie

since I haven't posted in a long time...

"Don't make an angle side side out of yourself!"

-geometry class

on the board in Mrs. Wobser's room: 

y=who cares?!

*Grace throws a mint wrapper at Maddy*

Maddy: what was that?

Grace: A pea pod! 

Andrew: A p-pod? like an iPod with a P?

"People in Oberlin are either a homosexual, a guitarist, and pothead, or all three!"

-Marius's uncle