mom: Have you started your multi-genre project yet?
me: No, i have to wait for the creative muse to strike me. I haven't been struck yet.
*mom hits me*
mom: There, now you've been struck! Do you feel creative yet?
me: Yes! All these creative thoughts are flowing through my brain now!
Raymond in English class: Now, I was gonna put up a picture of myself in spandex flexing, as part of my advertisement...
Mr. Jarven: We're grateful...that you didn't...
"I was one of those kids that would pull out my teeth to get the money!
-Liz
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