Tuesday, February 3, 2009

8th grade quotes

So I was reading the funny book from 8th grade (I'm supposed to be practicing Don Juan and reading Huckleberry Finn. yay procrastination!) and I stumbled across a few things that still make me laugh, after two years...

Leah: He's good with children. 
Marius: So are child molesters! 

"Why did you do this?? Aren't you afraid I might slightly...kill you?" 
-Mrs. Horton

me: How can you do that so fast??
Daniel: Because I'm a woman. 

Mr. Wickline: Ladies, ladies...
Erickson: yeah? 

"I'M talking enough for the whole world! You can shut up now." 
-Mrs. Horton

"You ungrateful chauvinistic PIG!" 
-Marius 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol the one with the child molesters was me I remember! I'm pretty sure it was in Wicklines and it was Leah who said the first line.

Rachel said...

oh. haha. I just couldn't remember who had said it...